Legal Terms and Conditions - For Accessing This Website's Intellectual Property

WWW.VSUBHASH.COM
TERMS OF USE

22 November 2009

By accessing www.vsubhash.com (hereafter referred as "this website") and/or its content (hereafter referred as "this website's intellectual property"), you and/or the legal person you represent (hereafter referred as "you") unconditionally agree that:

your access to this website's content is not free or gratis,^†
you have to pay V. Subhash full and immediate compensation (hereafter referred as "compensation"), as specified below, for accessing this website's intellectual property,
you have to provide the compensation irrespective of whether this website's intellectual property was accessed by you directly from this website or from a copy from elsewhere,
without providing such compensation, you will be in violation of Indian and international laws including but not limited to those regarding intellectual property and ownership,
you have to pay the compensation in the form of refined gold with purity of not less than 99.999% at the rate of 1 metric gram of such gold for each byte* of data that you access, possess, process or otherwise use from this website's intellectual property,
you fully realize that the information and/or opinion provided (stated or implied) in this website is without any warranty or guarantee of any kind,
you indemnify V. Subhash, this website, V. Subhash's service providers, and associates from any claim or damages resulting directly or indirectly from your access of this website,
in the odd chance that such a claim or damage is recognized by a court of law, then the maximum remedy will be limited to the return of the amount of compensation you have already paid to V. Subhash, and
all litigation will be limited to the jurisdiction of Madras High Court.

In case, you do not wish to agree to any of these conditions, or as per your local laws any of these conditions are not applicable to you, you should immediately leave this website and never again access this website's intellectual property.

You do not have to provide any compensation for reading these terms and conditions.

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† - To put it in perspective, the text "hello" is represented by 5 bytes. The "Moral Volcano" logo at the top of this page is 73,281 bytes.

* - If you have a website, you can make an ad verbatim copy of these terms and conditions on your website for your own use, so long as you make appropriate changes to reflect the association of the copied terms and conditions to your name and website. In other words, you need to replace the name V. Subhash and the site address www.vsubhash.com with your name and your website address.

Moral Volcano is the work of an Indian, thinker, astrologer, software programmer, GNU/Linux user, web designer, technical writer, lexicographer, hacker, gamer, pioneer IE Blocker, amateur photographer, and somewhat podcast transcriptionist. named V. Subhash (Me). I have written a fake American Policy for Dummies book. My e-book How To Invest In Stocks PDF eBook is free but not fake. So, I my PDF eBook version of Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary, which was created using the all-text original provided by the Guttenberg project and a free software HTMLDoc.

I do not have any time for social notworking sites such as Facebook. They cause a huge loss of productivity in offices where employees have access to Internet. I had a Johnny Bravo fan site but that was gone when Yahoo closed Geocities. Sites such as Facebook, Linked-In, MySpace, Orkut, and Twitter thrive only because spies and marketers feel there is a great need for easy access to demographic and personal information. "Free" pretends to be free for a reason. Otherwise, everything comes with a price tag.

Finally, this website blocks Internet Explorer - all versions, not just IE6. This is the first website on the Internet to do so. If you have a website, I welcome you to do so.

WWW.VSUBHASH.COM TERMS OF USE

WWW.VSUBHASH.COM
TERMS OF USE