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2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone

At over 3000 jokes, this will probably be the second biggest jokebook when published. So far, I have been unsuccessful in finding a publisher.

Until then, you can read a self-published 171-page 470-joke subset titled 400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone. It is available as:

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400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone

Check out the jokes in the newly published excerpts down below!

What's in the book

From the back cover:


This book satirizes everything. Political correctness is not an exception. But, remember, this book is child-friendly and family-friendly. So, the blondes in the blonde jokes eventually trump Chuck Norris. (Chuck Norris asked me to write them.) Ethnic jokes are not racist jokes. Confucius-say jokes are squeaky clean. (They are directly based on Mel Blanc's Zookie original.) Romantic jokes are totally devoid of mushy stuff.

Book-Read Video

The jokes begin at the 20-minute mark. The audio had to be removed because of some problems but there are subtitles for the entire duration.

The same video is also available on


March 2019: I announced that I was going to write a jokebook with 2000 jokes.
July 2019: After four months, I completed writing the book.
August 2019: Illustrating it took another month.
September 2019: This book-read video took another month. Queried agents for three weeks unsuccessfully. Meanwhile, I wrote a book of my cartoons (under a pseudonym). That took me three months.
February 2020: I decided to self-publish a 167-page 400-joke subset of the original book. It is available as

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Tell the PC militia and SJWs to cool off with this celebratory $20.20 mug.

2020 Jokebook mug - I boil at room temperature